Your Highness?

"Does your highness hurt?" "Ok, what's wrong with your highness?"

If you were a fly on the wall of our house, you would have heard those phrases lately. We're not raising royalty here. If I were to spell what James meant if would go like this:

"Does your hinus hurt?" "What's wrong with your hinus?"

Due to the prolonged rash he had we did a lot of discussing his hiney and another anatomical word that when combined with hiney = hinus. He came up with that hybrid all on his own. One day he was just walking around, grabbed his diaper and said, "Owie, my hinus is owie!"

Ever since, I've not thought of royalty the same.