Usually the stories I share regarding my ESL classes are generated by the students. For example, in my morning class today the students were comparing and contrasting what you can/can't do in the U.S. with what you can/can't do in their home countries. Here were some of the tibits submitted:
In the U.S. you can't be a prostitute. It's not legal.
In the U.S. you can buy alcohol and guns. (Sounds like they've spent some time in TX)
In the U.S. you can't pay police for your tickets. They don't like money.
In the U.S. you can't little. (I later found out this was supposed to be "litter".)
In the U.S. you can't hit your wife. (And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I won't get beat....)
In the U.S. the government follows the laws. (Well, sometimes, maybe, depends...)
Anyway, today was a bonus day, because the student teacher assigned to my night class yelled out, "EVERYONE SHOWER TOGETHER NOW!" I was only half paying attention in the back until I heard that and finally realized she meant to say, "Everyone, say 'shower' together right now." (English is her 3rd language.) Thankfully it is a beginner class and the only one raising their eyebrows and giggling was me.