For Family Night Ben taught a lesson about "scriptures" since we just gave James his first set on Sunday. We were examining the books when...
James: Hey, my name is on this book!
Ben: Yes, it's the King James version of the Bible.
James: I'm the king of the Bible? HEY! I'M THE KING OF THE BIBLE! I'M THE KING OF THE BIBLE. I'M THE KING OF THE BIIIIIIIBBBBBBLLLLLEEEE! (Runs around the room like a chicken with his head cut off.)
Ben: Come back! We're not done talking about the scriptures.
James: I'M THE KING OF THE BIBLE!!!!!
(Finally got him calmed down to listen to the rest. I'm pretty sure the only thing he got out of it was that he is the King of the Bible!)