Friday, August 29, 2008

Palin Mccain Obama Biden

Now we have double the makings for a very exciting, historical election. Come November (or January, if you live in Florida and can't quite figure things out) I can't wait to see who wins.

You know the main issues for some people will be "black man" and "woman". Too bad they'll be allowed to vote despite never having informed themselves about the merits and such of each pair of candidates.

And why do they keep mentioning that Palin likes Mooseburgers?

Palin has 5 children, including a 4 month old, right? When you're the vice president, are you allowed to take days off when your kids have diarrhea and are puking? Is it ok to come to work with spit up on your suit? Have binkies in your briefcase and cheerios stuck to your butt? It would be really cool if she were pregnant as the Vice President. That would blow my mind. Think about all the potential for Letterman, Leno, Stewart and Colbert.

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